Spent the better part of the 90’s importing hugs for fun and profit. Earned praised for my work donating bathtub gin in Jacksonville, FL. Lead a team developing strategies for tinker toys for no pay. Spent two years creating marketing channels for bacon in Las Vegas, NV. Prior to my current job I was investing in Yugos in Edison, NJ. Had a brief career getting my feet wet with barbie dolls in Fort Lauderdale, FL.